Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ~Author Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. ~Author Unknown

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ~Author Unknown

Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. ~Grey Livingston

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. ~Jason Love